Peyton Siva Gets Played By Jenna Shea, A Hooker Notorious For Smashing Rappers and Big Bearded Ballers, Because He Thanked His Girlfriend & Not Her For Winning the Chip…SMDH!

Moral of the story: Before you tear up a national championship game, never try smashing a big booty judy noted for once having dated Fabolous, confirming rumors of Lil Wayne’s pencil thin dick and Juelz Santana’s aptitude at eating ass (you nasty, Juelz!), making 20k off of James Harden in a night, ditching her ex-boyfriend who at the time was deployed in Afghanistan for Soulja Boy, and being best friends with Kelly Divine. I’ll admit, her friendship with Kelly Divine is quite the accomplishment (any friend of Kelly “I have no Tonsils” Divine is a friend of mine). But ultimately, its not worth getting a quick fix from some bitch who can’t type properly and would have looked like a straight up pear had it not been for the b(bills)’s Fab and French Montana unloaded on her t(titties)’s. And if you are prepared to take such a foolish risk, make sure you at least constantly praise her with attention. I’m pretty sure dime store hookers follow social media protocol when actually feeling “loved.”

P.S. I don’t understand why 1.) black celebrities were ever interested in making this woman rich. Plenty of other bitches with bomb puss out in the sea, right? I guess that’s why the general trend of black people having absolutely zero conception of what exactly constitutes beautiful white women continues to remain unanswered (you know damn well that trend holds substance and is not farfetched in the slightest) and 2.) Can God just make the executive decision to erase this human being from the face of Earth? Sure, her ass is PHAT as a muhhh and that box is undoubtedly RIGHT. But does she deserve to breathe? Well, considering she dated Yung Berg and adheres to not a single moral then, no. Thus, there is no point in her roaming the earth just to suck African Americans dry of their wealth. Shall she soon burn in hell.